7 Things Every Nekked Man Wants to Hear!

1."Your chest/stomach/back is amazing." Hey, we're not working out for our health. Well, actually we are working out for our health, but we're also working out because we want you to notice the little muscles sprouting up under our skin.

2."There's not an imperfection on your body." If you can't figure out exactly where to direct your compliment, this Hail Mary approach works just fine. Actually, it works even better.

3."Tell me what you like." This tells us that you're willing to try new things, and that you want our s3x life to be experimental. And trust me—if you try your guy's kinky suggestions, he'll try yours.

4."That's one handsome p3nis." There's something about an absurd compliment that feels totally sincere, like there's no possible way you're just quoting something you heard in a romcom. So feel free: We accept all forms of bizarre flattery relating to any part of our body or s3xual performance. Plus you'll introduce a little humor, and that's never a bad thing.

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5."You can do whatever you want." A line like this is guaranteed to make a man's mind wander to some amazing places. Of course—only say it if you mean it (and totally trust this guy).

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6."I have a c0'ndom." There's not a damn thing wrong with a woman who can take charge of her s3xual health. It lets us know that when we sleep with you, we're not sle'eping with all the other men you've slept with.

7."You feel so good ins!de me." The average guy knows he's working with average sized equipment. But he wants to believe that he's using that equipment in such an extraordinary way that you're never left wishing he had another inch or two to work with. So yeah, a little reassurance is nice.