Wanna know what the Average Woman Thinks About During S3x??Top 6 on the list!

Of course, even when I’m enjoying myself, random thoughts still run through my mind and I have to try and refrain myself….

1. He’s Okay
No matter how much you’re moaning in pleasure, there’s still a good chance you’re thinking to yourself, “Wow, this guy is not the best I’ve ever had,” and you’re sort of just going with the flow. It’s okay, there’s no need to pretend that every s3xual moment is an Oscar worthy ordeal.

2. You’re Imagining Somebody Else
Sam Neill, Brad Pitt, that guy who played the pharaoh in a Night at the Museum… they’ve all danced around naked in my head as I’ve been in bed with someone else. I’m pretty sure I’ve even thought of Brad and Angelina together at some point. Probably even just Angelina. Honestly, a good fantasy is nothing to be ashamed of, ladies. Let it play out in your mind and enjoy it.

3. The Grocery List
If you’ve never thought of the grocery list during s3x, then you are obviously having much better s3x than I am. For those of us who have everyday s3x with our everyday partners, creating the grocery list during s3x is just another way of multi-tasking.
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4 .Tomorrow’s Schedule
I know a woman who actually picked up a nail file and did her nails over her boyfriend’s back as they were having s3x because she was just not into it that day. I have yet to achieve that level of s3xual boredom, but I can say that I (like most women I know) have managed to create their entire next day schedule during those less momentous s3xual moments.

5. Is He Finished Yet?
The most common thought to run through a woman’s head during s3x. Sometimes it just takes too long. You don’t want marathon s3x, you want a quick release and then to get back to your very busy schedule (that laundry isn’t going to fold itself).

6. Is He Finished Already?
Ranking right up there with “Is he finished yet?” we are often forced to wonder, “Is he finished already?!” in an almost comically absurd unsatisfactorily s3xual encounter. In other words, was that really worth getting nekked for?