1. Everybody is either lying or bragging about how much s3x they're having. If you think you've had a few dry months, your friend who always tells stories of hot stranger s3x at brunch may not have gotten laid in years, so take heart.
2. And also about how good it is. (Or isn't.) Don't worry. We're all basically in the same boat.
3. Some guys will do anything to not wear a c0'ndom. Like tell you that it's on when it's not, or say that they're allergic to latex, or be like, "I need to have s3x with you right now, baby, I don't wanna stop and put a c0'ndom on!" Or say they can't get it up with a c0'ndom on. Or yell, "Look! Over there!" and while you are looking at nothing, they put their c0'ndom-less p3nis in you. Get VISUAL CONFIRMATION that the c0'ndom is on.
4. Some guys actually CAN'T get it up when they wear a c0'ndom — but that doesn't mean you have to have unprotected s3x. I know you want to have s3x, but you shouldn't have to be unsafe to do it. Have him go down on you instead! You didn't hear it from me.
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5. Not everyone will be straight with you about st'ds. Again, even if you are on the ball about having the, "Do you have an st'd? 'Cause I don't," conversation when casual dating, you can never be too careful.
6. org@sms are hard to come by. Basically you're a down-on-her-luck miner in the California Gold Rush. But instead of mining, it's s3x. And instead of gold, it's your clit.
7. You could really like the guy you're with, or at least think he's incredibly attractive, but still not have an org@sm. There are many other factors besides having feelings for the person you're having s3x with that produce an org@sm. You can have s3x with Jordan freaking Catalano and not have an org@sm.
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