10 Signs Your Boyfriend Is Amazing in Bed..

1. He always makes sure you come first. Like literally. And when you do come, it's some The Notebook type shit but it's happening to you for real and you can't even believe it.

2. He reciprocates o'ral s3x. No one's keeping score or anything but he loves going down on you and does it often and well. And for bonus points, he actually goes down on you way more often then you go down on him, thus making up for the hoards of inferior boyfriends who never, ever, ever went down on you because they were the worst.

3. He doesn't make fun of your fantasies. You feel completely comfortable talking about things you might wanna try and that is super important! Even if he isn't up for dressing up like a unicorn while you guys French in a bathtub, you don't feel like a tool for bringing it up.

4. He doesn't ignore your non-v@gina ero'genous zones. Oh also, he knows what your non-v@gina ero'genous zones are without having to Google them and that they're just as important, if not moreso, than your v@g.

5. He doesn't feel threatened by your v!brator. You know you're with some kind of s3x genius when he's not threatened by your seriously incredible v!brator because he knows it doesn't compare to what he can do, and you know it too.

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6. He's up for trying new things. "You want me to try an an@l plug while we have s3x in an airshaft? OK, sure," is a thing you can actually imagine him saying.

7. He never makes you feel weird about your body. Ever. And compliments you so often that no matter what time of month or year it is, if you've gained or lost weight, you feel so much like Beyoncé when you're with him that you're pretty sure you could score a modeling deal if you wanted to.

8. He doesn't push your head near his p3nis. Because he knows this is psychotic! Talk about potentially triggering, super intrusive, and very presumptuous. You know what else works? Asking! Your guy knows all of this and he would never pull that shit.

9. He kisses you after or'al s3x. Doesn't matter who gave or received, he knows that you guys are together and body fluids are all part of the deal. He's not grossed out by your body or his.

10. He stops when you say stop. This shouldn't make someone a s3x god or a saint because it's something everyone should do, but your guy is great because you know he will practically run out your front door if you tell him no. Solid dude.