Best REJECTION LINES ……. every WOMAN has used them

<div class="MsoNormal"> <img alt="Embedded image permalink" src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqKuIJ2CAAI2r4v.jpg" style="margin-top: -42px;" width="100%" /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;">1. I think of you as a brother.</span><span lang="EN-US" style="line-height: 115%;"><br /> <span style="background: white;">Translation: You give me the creeps.</span><br /> <br /> <span style="background: white;">2. There's a slight difference in our ages.</span><br /> <span style="background: white;">Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.</span><br /> <br /> <span style="background: white;">3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.</span><br /> <span style="background: white;">Translation: I don't want to be seen in public with a dork like you.<br /> <br /> </span></span><span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; line-height: 115%;">4. My life is too complicated right now.</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;"><br /> </span><span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; line-height: 115%;">Translation: I'm busy seeing other guys. Who are you again?</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;"><br /> <br /> </span><span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; line-height: 115%;">5. I've got a boyfriend.</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;"><br /> </span><span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; line-height: 115%;">Translation: I'd rather be with my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;"><br /> <br /> </span><span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; line-height: 115%;">6. I don't date men where I work.</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;"><br /> </span><span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; line-height: 115%;">Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;"><br /> <br /> </span><span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; line-height: 115%;">7. It's not you, it's me.</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;"><br /> </span><span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; line-height: 115%;">Translation: It's you.</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;"><br /> <br /> </span><span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; line-height: 115%;">8. I'm concentrating on my career.</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;"><br /> </span><span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; line-height: 115%;">Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;"><br /> <br /> </span><span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; line-height: 115%;">9. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to God.</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;"><br /> </span><span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; line-height: 115%;">Translation: I've sworn off men like you.</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;"><br /> <br /> </span><span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; line-height: 115%;">10. Let's be friends.</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;"><br /> </span><span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;">Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and go out with. 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Best REJECTION LINES ……. every WOMAN has used them

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