1.Feet and Toes
"Imagine if Cinderella had had a bunion? The Prince would have run a mile."
2.The Size of Heads
"Sorry ladies. We can't blame you for this, and God knows enough of us suffer from it too, but a giant head, as Chandler in 'Friends' once discovered, is deeply distracting."
3.When Roots Need Re-Dyeing
"You obviously wanted to believe you were blonde/red/not gray once. So do we."
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