I really want all you terrible g@y people to stop saying Beyonce's bangs are cute.
Also stop saying this like this: ”Oh you mad? You think she cares? She has a billion dollars while you’re talking about her bangs.”
Her money doesn’t mean the bangs aren’t ugly. They’re ugly. Pointing out that they’re ugly has nothing to do with how much money she has or other people don’t have. They are ugly bangs on an ugly wig. It looks like she lost a bet with Jay-Z and the punishment was to let Blue Ivy cut her hair. The wig looks like a hat, the bangs look like a dustbroom, and y’all out here pretending this is some kind of homage to Bettie Page. Ms. Page don’t want nothing to do with this travesty. I’m sure her bangs look better than this right now and she been dead for five years.
I don’t even care that her hair is ugly because people try new things and sometimes it doesn’t work, but y’all not about to keep pretending you really think this is a dash mark in the Win Column. Flawless is a song, not a state of being, and you can in fact make style missteps with a billion dollars in the bank.
That blind idolization at all times is how y’all convinced Britney to keep making garbage albums…
-soletstalk
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