8 sex Lies That You’re Allowed To Tell In Bed....

1. “That’s the most perfect d!ck I’ve ever seen.” Eh. What’s the harm in making him feel great about his j#nk?

2. “You give the best or'al I’ve ever had.” At least he/she knew where to lick, which is more than we can say for some.

3. “No, I’ve never done an@l before.” Well … just that one time. OK, maybe twice. Who cares?

4. “All that hair down there doesn’t bother me.” Except when it gets caught in the back of my throat and in-between my teeth but I can deal with it.

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5. “I’ve never had a one night stand.” Just none that I count.

6. “I barely ever use my v!brator.” When there’s a p3nis in me. And even then, it gets used more than barely.

7. “Yes, I just came.” Next time.

8. “Oh yeah. I’m all natural.” Except for…I’m not telling.