So it's been a little while since you got la!d. That's okay; we've all been there. But while you weather out this dry spell, take a peak at our list of the signs that you seriously need to have s3x as soon as possible. You know, for inspiration!
1. You've forgotten how it feels to be turned on.
2. Crude jokes make you laugh way too hard.
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3. You've been channeling your s3xual frustration too deeply into other pursuits.
4. You try to mask your loneliness with exuberance.
5. You like to do this in public bathrooms, because if you're not having s3x, no one else is either.
6. You would welcome human contact in any form.
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