5 Things You Should Stop Saying In Bed.......

1. “Was It Really Good For You Today?”

This quote can get nipped in the bud right now. If you have to ask the question, “Was that good for you?” — all signs point to that answer not being too good, Well, in bed – if it was good for her – she’ll most likely be screaming and moving spastically as well, so you won’t need to ask, either.

2. “Have Never Done This”

This one is kind of vague, but can only really allude to two things:

As in sleep with a girl on the first night, which means – in the most respectful way possible – that you simply lack that next-level caliber of game. Or “You never do this,” as in you’ve never slept with a girl, which means you’re a virgin. For the lady you’re with, I feel like hearing that probably feels like paying for sushi and learning after you ate it that the guy was watching a YouTube tutorial called, “So it’s your first time rolling sushi, huh?” behind the bar.

3. No One Should Know About This.

Don’t have sex if you can’t deal with the girl geotagging her Instagram from last night with your apartment building.” It’s the same premise.

4. This Won’t Happen Again.

If this “can’t happen again” because you have a girlfriend – keep it to yourself.

If this “can’t happen again” because, I don’t know, it was terrible – just keep that to yourself, too. Whatever the reason, there’s zero rationale to vocalize how “it can never happen again.” Just don’t do it again. You know?

5. That Was The Best Have Ever Had

If the sex was legitimately the best you’ve ever had, and you’ve rated each sexual encounter you’ve ever had and cross compared them all – then, maybe, and I mean maybe, you could freely drop this line in bed. Otherwise, I don’t respect the overrating.