Two high school principals fight over a pr0stitute

Two school principals at the recently concluded head teachers’ annual conference in Mombasa fought over a pr0stitute at a popular nightspot causing a standoff that lasted almost half an hour.

The head teachers, after what seemed like a long day characterised with boring presentations and speeches, had chosen to shoot the breeze as they blew up their per diem on drinks at a night club. The club, popular among international and local tourists, is infamous for brazen prostitutes who patronise it daily.

After a few hours of quaffing beer and entertaining themselves, some of the head teachers who had thronged the spot, began staggering away in trickles, each with a lady of the night in tow. The few who remained continued sipping the frothy contents of the brown bottle, not knowing that it would be a catalyst for an embarrassing scene moments later.

At midnight, matters boiled over when one of the teachers waddled clumsily towards a curvaceous light skinned wench who looked desperate for any ‘willing buyer’. No sooner had he established contact than another equally inebriated teacher, who had been drooling from his corner all along but had chickened out on making a move, sauntered over and started making a sales pitch

With each trying to outsmart the other in arresting the prostitute’s attention, the argument rapidly degenerated into a shouting match with everyone pledging what he was willing to part with as she calmly assessed the two.