-My woman is NOT allowed to laugh at other pples jokes even via social media... she has to send me the joke first and hen we decide if its funny or not so we can laugh together...
-My Woman isn't allowed to sneeze in public...NO need to say "bless you." She's already blessed, she has me.
-My Woman isn't allowed to have candles on her birthday cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me.
-My Womaan isn't allowed to defend another man when I'm talkin about him. If I say hes a asshole, hes an ass...hole !. Say it with me,"HE IS AN ASSHOLE!!.
-My Woman isn't allowed to laugh at another man’s jokes when Im not around. She better call me and we'll decide together if its funny or not
-My Woman isn't allowed to have more than 3men in her life. Me, ur father & ur brother. If you got two brothers, pick your favorite one
-My Woman isn't allowed to speak to other men on the phone. If she calls 100 or any customer service line and a man answers, she better hang up & try again.
-My Woman is not allowed to spray PERFUME in public. I ‘ve seen the commercials. Those niggas come out of no where.
-My Woman isn't allowed to talk to other men while I'm asleep. You not tired? Wanna talk to somebody? Say a prayer & get to know a bit more.
-My Woman isn't allowed to pray silently. I want to know what you & God are up to. You might be praying to get another man.
-My Woman not allowed to take a jog around the block, What is she trying to do? Practice how she'll run away from me? I don't think so.
-My Woman isn't allowed to touch another man. If you wanna touch him, you poke dat nigga with a stick!
-My Woman isn't allowed to go out with her gals, she might turn lesbian and leave me..
JUST 4 FUN.... don't kill me.. :-)
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