s3x is an incredibly intimate act that happens between two people. And as much as people may enjoy the love, intimacy, fun, excitement or pleasurable sensations, let’s face it: sometimes some funny or downright embarrassing things happen in bed.
Here are 7 embarrassing things that can happen during 53x and what you can do if they happen to you:
1. You pass gas during 53x. Human beings pass gas during the day and night – sometimes when they least expect it. Is it ideal? No. But it happens and it’s nothing to be ashamed of. If it happens during intercourse, just smile, laugh and move on. If you pass gas while your partner is going down on you, cut them some slack if they come up for air to gag or laugh or kiss you. Make light of it if they accidentally do this to you, too. It’s only human.
2. He burps when he moves in to kiss you. By accident? Hopefully he’s gentleman enough to excuse himself and move on. On purpose? Perhaps he could use a reminder that that’s not 53xy – unless, of course, it is indeed 53xy to you, then good for you for being creative about 53x in a way that works for you. If he does it for fun and you think it’s funny, too? Well, 53x is supposed to be fun so roll with it.
3. You have to pee (badly) during 53x. Look – everyone has to go to the bathroom sometimes and not always at a convenient time. So you have to pee – big deal! It’s okay. Just say that you have to go to the bathroom, get up, do your thing and come back to bed. If it can wait, some women find that it actually enhances their ease of orgasm to have 53x while they have to go to the bathroom. Men, however, more often say that they prefer to pee before they have 53x.
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4. You queef. A queef is basically a v@g1n@l “fart” – also called a vart. They can be more likely to occur when couples engage in more vigorous 53x that pushes air up into the v@g1n@. Some women notice that queefing becomes more common after they have children. Queefs can be noisy, but aren’t smelly, and they happen to the best of us. Brush it off, smile, laugh, and move on. Some couples even queef for entertainment value, if you can believe it!
5. You’re about to have s3x – but realize you haven’t groomed down there. If your lover is a long-term love, he or she is unlikely to notice or care. A new partner may be a little surprised but most experienced people won’t care much about a minor lack of grooming. If you feel self-conscious about it, you could make a joking remark about it being a while since you’ve groomed, such as “Sorry I haven’t groomed in a while – but I’m sure we’ll still be able to find all the most important parts!” If you’re in your own home and it’s that important to you, you can sneak into the bathroom and quickly shave or trim. If you’re at a partner’s house, don’t help yourself to his or her razor as you could potentially get an infection that way.
6. You can’t get it in. Whether you’re having v@g1n@l or anal 53x, sometimes bodies don’t fit as expected. Don’t be afraid to lend a helping hand or to ask for help if your bodies need to get together. Using a store-bought lubricant can be helpful, too, especially if 53x is happening right after a warm shower, bath or dip in the pool as warm water can dry out the v@g1n@. If you’re dealing with an ongoing v@g1n@l pain issue
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