1. I think of you as a brother
Translation: you give me the creeps
2. There is a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: i may as well be dating your dad
3. I'm not attracted to you in that way.
Translation: i don't want to be seen in public with a “dork” like you
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: i am busy seeing other guys, who are you again??
5. I've got a boyfriend
Translation: I'd rather be with my male cat and a half gallon of Johnny walker
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6. I don't date men where I work.
Translation: i wouldn't date you if you were in the sane solar system,much more the same building
7. It's not you, its me
Simple translation: its you
8. I'm concentrating on my career
Translation: even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you
9. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to God
Translation: I've sworn off men like you
10. Lets be friends
translation: i want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating details about all the men i meet and go out with.
so men hope you now understand better what each rejection means!!!
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